“Seinfeld” is a highly acclaimed American television sitcom created by Larry David and Jerry Seinfeld. It originally aired from 1989 to 1998 and is often regarded as one of the greatest and most influential sitcoms in the history of television. The show primarily revolves around the life and comedic misadventures of its titular character, Jerry Seinfeld, a stand-up comedian living in New York City.
Art Vandelay : Pseudonym of the supposed importer/exporter George and Jerry were ‘visiting’ to ‘accidentally’ bump into a girl Jerry liked
The Drake : Nickname of Jerry’s friend whose marriage plans fell apart when he found out it was planned for the day of the Super Bowl
Low talker : Kramer’s girlfriend’s nickname who convinced Jerry to wear the puffy shirt
Can’t Stand Ya : Nickname given to George in high school by Mr. Hayman, the gym teacher
The Virgin : Nickname of Jerry’s British accented girlfriend who specialized in closets and was eventually bedded by JFK Jr.
O’Brien : Pseudonym (last name only) assumed by George to gain access to what would later turn out to be a white supremacist’s limo
T-bone : George’s preferred nickname while working for Kruger Industrial Smoothing; stolen by a co-worker
The bubble boy : Nickname of the sick (and not very nice) kid that George played Trivial Pursuit with on the way upstate
Nip : Elaine’s nickname after she sent out the Christmas card photographed by Kramer
Bizarro Jerry : Nickname of Kevin, whose friends Gene and Feldman were eerily reminiscent of George and Kramer
The Assman : Kramer’s temporary nickname after he got a proctologist’s vanity license plates by mistake
Cartwright : Name, rather than Costanza, mistakenly called out by the manager of the Chinese Restaurant, causing George to miss an important phone call
Snoopy and Prickly Pete : Name one of the two horses George claimed to own when driving the Rosses out to ‘his’ house in the Hamptons
Koko the monkey : The nickname Kruger gave George instead
The Soup Nazi : Nickname of Yev Kasem, who mistakenly left valuable recipes in an armoire he gave to Kramer
Buck Naked : Nickname George would choose if he were a porn star
Can’t Stand Ya : Nickname given to George in high school by Mr. Hayman, the gym teacher
Mimbo (a male bimbo) : Nickname given by Jerry to Elaine’s boyfriend that hurt his face mountain climbing
The Triangle Guy : Nickname of an Elaine boyfriend who nearly died of a Junior Mint – the nickname referred to his paintings
The close-talker : Nickname of Elaine’s boyfriend who took great care of Morty & Helen Seinfeld while they visited New York
The Sidler : Nickname of Elaine’s co-worker to whom she gave Tic-Tacs in order to track his movements