How Well Do You Know I Shall Be Free Lyrics Quiz
Question 1 |
In the lyrics, how did the narrator describe his condition when he "took me a woman late last night"?
Completely sober | |
Three-fourths drunk | |
Slightly tipsy | |
Fully drunk | |
Not drunk at all |
Question 1 Explanation:
The narrator mentions, "I's three-fourths drunk she looked all right," indicating his level of intoxication.
Question 2 |
What unusual thing happened when the narrator was painting on the old wood shed?
He spilled red paint | |
He fell off a ladder | |
A can of black paint fell on his head | |
He painted a masterpiece | |
The shed caught fire |
Question 2 Explanation:
The lyrics state, "When a can a black paint it fell on my head."
Question 3 |
What did President Kennedy ask the narrator?
How to improve the economy | |
What to do about the Cold War | |
How to make the country grow | |
Where to find Elvis | |
How to win the next election |
Question 3 Explanation:
Kennedy asks, "My friend, Bob, what do we need to make the country grow?"
Question 4 |
What suggestion did the narrator give to President Kennedy?
Build more schools | |
Brigitte Bardot, Anita Ekberg, Sophia Loren | |
Lower taxes | |
Elvis Presley, Anita Ekberg, Sophia Loren | |
Brigitte Bardot, Anita Ekberg, Madonna |
Question 4 Explanation:
The narrator humorously suggests, "Brigitte Bardot, Anita Ekberg, Sophia Loren" to make the country grow.
Question 5 |
How tall is the woman who yells, hollers, and screams at the narrator?
Four feet | |
Five feet | |
Six feet | |
Seven feet | |
Eight feet |
Question 5 Explanation:
The lyrics mention, "Well, I got a woman five feet short."
Question 6 |
What unusual thing happened when the narrator was half asleep one day?
He chased a woman up a hill | |
He had a strange dream | |
He painted the house | |
He walked off a cliff | |
He sang a song |
Question 6 Explanation:
The lyrics state, "I chased me a woman up the hill."
Question 7 |
What food item is mentioned in the lyrics when the man on the stand is preaching?
Pizza | |
Chitlins | |
Bagels | |
All of the above | |
None of the above |
Question 7 Explanation:
The lyrics mention, "He's eatin' bagels, he's eatin' pizza, he's eatin' chitlins."
Question 8 |
When the narrator flips the channel to number four, what comes out of the shower?
A football man | |
A boxer | |
A dancer | |
A musician | |
A comedian |
Question 8 Explanation:
The lyrics describe "Out of the shower comes a football man."
Question 9 |
The funniest woman the narrator ever saw is related to which famous character?
Superman | |
The Hulk | |
Mr. Clean | |
Antman | |
Sherlock Holmes |
Question 9 Explanation:
The lyrics mention, "Was the great-granddaughter of Mr. Clean."
Question 10 |
How many baths a day does the funniest woman the narrator ever saw take?
5 | |
10 | |
15 | |
20 | |
25 |
Question 10 Explanation:
The woman "takes about fifteen baths a day."
Question 11 |
What does the narrator claim to see after being drunk?
Ghosts | |
Visions | |
His Parents | |
Better days | |
Birds |
Question 11 Explanation:
The lyrics state, "I see better days and I do better things."
Question 12 |
What does the narrator humorously claim to do after seeing better days?
Catch dinosaurs | |
Write a novel | |
Fly an airplane | |
Paint a masterpiece | |
Become a politician |
Question 12 Explanation:
The lyrics say, "I catch dinosaurs."
Question 13 |
In what situation does the narrator "jump a fallout shelter"?
During a thunderstorm | |
During a parade | |
During an air raid drill | |
During a traffic jam | |
During a party |
Question 13 Explanation:
The lyrics state, "Right in the middle of an air raid drill, I jumped a fallout shelter."
Question 14 |
What discount did the narrator get after the black paint incident?
None | |
10% off | |
25% off | |
Half price | |
Full refund |
Question 14 Explanation:
The narrator mentions, "But I had to sit in back of the tub (Cost a quarter, Half price)."
There are 14 questions to complete.