Discover 18 unforgettable quotes from the iconic character Theodore “T-Bag” Bagwell. From chilling one-liners to moments of unexpected depth, this selection of quotes showcases the complex and captivating nature of T-Bag. Delve into the mind of this enigmatic character as you explore his dark humor, cunning wit, and occasional glimpses of vulnerability. Immerse yourself in the world of “Prison Break” and experience the brilliance of T-Bag’s words that have left an indelible mark on viewers worldwide.
Prison Break T Bag quotes
1- “Remember, pretty, I am servin’ life plus one. So if I get busted for attempted escape, I’m goin’ to throw in a homicide no problem, that’s like a parkin’ ticket to me.” T-Bag
2- “Of all the things that mystify me in this world since I’ve been released, is that kale is the rage. Kale.”
3- “I’m comin’ along on this endeavor whether you like it or not. I’ve got a hell of a singin’ voice otherwise.” T-Bag
4- “I’ll protect you. All you gotta do is take this pocket right here, and your life’ll be all peaches and cream. I walk, you walk with me. I’ll keep you real close so no one up in here can hurt you.”
5- “When I play cards it ain’t gamblin’.” T-Bag
6- “Sometimes a man has to surrender to fate. See what it has in store for him.”
7- “We are captives of our own identities, living in prisons of our own creation.” T-Bag
8- “You and me and a dark hole. Just like old times, Pretty, you first.” T-Bag
9- “Theodore Bagwell, sir. But folks around here call me T-Bag.”
10- “See, the thing about a man’s baggage is, sometimes it gets too heavy to carry. It’s at that point he needs to let it go.”
11- “Never underestimate T-Bag. They call me ‘That Handsome Devil’ in the joint for a reason.”
12- “See, it’s a fallacy that good always triumphs. You know what always triumphs? Evil. Because good is dumb.”
13- “You never forget a man’s face, especially if he’s pissing on you.”
14- “Well, ain’t that a beautiful thing? Life’s a daisy chain, and I’m the weakest link.”
15- “You can’t always pick your family. But if you could, I would have picked you, darling.”
16- “You know, I got a theory about birds of a feather. Let me tell you, they flock together.”
17- “I’m a sociopath. I ain’t got no feelings.”
18- “You know, I’ve been called a lot of things in my time, but nobody ever accused me of being a fool. Just a country boy trying to make his way in the world.”