Pinky and The Brain Quotes: The adventures of Brain, the guinea pig who is obsessed with taking over the world, and Pinky, the idiot his sidekick and fateful friend
Pinky and The Brain Quotes
1- “I’m not really that stupid. I purposely sabotage Brain’s plans, because if he ever succeeded, the show would be over, wouldn’t it?” – Pinky
2- “I use that money to take over the world! Say it with me, Tiny Toons.” – Brain
3- “A Turkish bath is nothing more than a personal hygiene method using steam. Steam is released into a small room inducing perspiration that cleans the pores, it has nothing to do with hats.” – Brain
4- “Particles of a white material with a slightly negative buoyancy relative to the water in which they are suspended.” – Brain
5- “Brain, do you think we learned an important lesson about relations and being popular and peer pressure?” – Pinky
6- “Elton John’s hair, I think it might be a weave.” – Brain
7- “I didn’t even know they were going steady. We really ought to bring a gift, Brain.” – Pinky
8- “It is here that my cheap workforce of trained iguanas will work night and day to make our shoes to my exacting specifications!” – Brain
9- “Just one, Brain. How do they get the snow to fall when you shake up those little souvenir globes?” – Pinky
10- “Remember, I’m not just the president of the Small Club for Men, I’m also a mouse planning world domination.” – Brain
11- “Don’t you be all smarty-clown-nosey with me! You just came here to make time with my man!” – Elmyra
12- “Personally, I think ‘Dolt’ would be more appropriate. ” – Brain
13- “All I have to do is head past Norway, cross Finland, and get to the ride controls which are just behind Chad.” – Brain
14- “Fred Flintstone doesn’t order ribs every week. That was only animated once, then music and voice tracks were added. The footage is run at the end of the show in the same spot every time. It’s called an end title.” – Brain
15- “Give someone a little power, and they turn on you like a rogue duck! Zort!” – Pinky
16- “We’re here to discuss the human brain.” – Hillary Clinton
17- “I am the subject of this whole conference.” – Brain
18- “We must head to a place where overweight, middle-aged people go to a party and throw away money.” – Brain
19- “The entire world will beg to bow before me, their charismatic despot.” – Pinky
20- “Moo. We are a cow. Take us to China.” – Brain
21- “Hear me now, and listen later. You are making me very angry. I don’t need any fancy weapons. I will destroy you with my bare hands.” – Verminator
22- “Unfortunately, it came out more like, ‘I’m a big billy goat so you’d better beat it, sister.’” – Brain
23- “Stop trying to cheer me up, Pinky. She’s got the tape.” – Brain
24- “No! Pinky, you got chocolate on my Jack-o-Lantronix transmitter!” – Brain
25- “I think so, Brain, but I don’t think Kaye Ballard’s in the union.” – Pinky
26- “Stop being foolish, Pinky.” – Brain
27- “A height of at least six feet.” – Pinky
28- “For the last time Pinky, there is no such word as ‘Chramecirum!’” – Brain
29- “The game does not conclude until the woman with the eating disorder ululates.” – Brain
30- “Do sea lions eat sea zebras?” – Pinky
31- “You just said ‘Fetch me a big clown hat!’” – Brain
32- “I can steal your souls and put them in this glass.” – Brain
33- “I can’t tell you. If you were to be captured you might give it away.” – Brain
34- “I think so, Brain, but what if the chicken won’t wear the nylons?” – Pinky
35- “The same thing we do every millennium, Pinky-o. Try to take over the galaxy!” – Brain
36- “I will accept nothing less than mahogany.” – Brain
37- “The irony of it all, Pinky. Years of trying to take over the world, and all I had to do was say ‘moo.’” – Pinky
38- “I can make bubbles with my spit.” – Pinky
39- “You know Brain I’ve been thinking I don’t want to be an elf anymore.” – Pinky
40- “Egad! There’s a human version of you? Scary!” – Pinky
41- “There’s only one ride that interests me, the incredible thrill ride of taking over the world!” – Brain
42- “The second, khaki kicky sack sock plucker I’ve sacked since the sixth sitting sheet slitter got sick.” – Mr. Sackett
43- “Don’t hurt yourself, Pinky.” – Brain
44- “I am in intense pain, Pinky.” – Brain
45- “We will disguise ourselves as a cow.” – Brain
46- “I think so, Brain, but can the gummi worms really live in peace with the marshmallow chicks?” – Pinky
47- “Hurry up, Pinky, If we don’t get to Carley Simon’s house I’ll never know if that song was about me.” – Brain
48- “And they say them UFO things are just pie plates, well, they are pie plates. Alien pie plates.” – Big Jake
49- “Yes Brain. But if our knees bent the other way, how would we ride a bicycle?” – Pinky
50- “Diets don’t work.” – Brain
51- “I think so Brain, but Zero Mostel times anything will still give you Zero Mostel.” – Pinky
52- “I think so, Brain. But pants with horizontal stripes make me look chubby.” – Pinky
53- “I think so, Brain, but if we didn’t have ears, we’d look like weasels.” – Pinky
54- “The Cold War is over Pinky. Now Russia is a place of free-market capitalism.” – Brain
55- “Sometimes you make my head hurt, Pinky.” – Brain
56- “Yes, finally! The happy sappy children of many lands ride! Where cheering music will spread the message that a mouse should rule the world!” –Brain
57- “If I could reach you, I would hurt you!” – Brain
58- “ I’m your biggest fan, what do ya say to that?” – Dolly Parton
59- “Hey, and don’t forget. Saturday morning’s the big global Schmëerskāhøvênathon for world peace.” – Bill Clinton
60- “I wish you were as smart as a tree stump, Pinky.” – Brain
61- “We’re going to a place where the sun never sets, the size of your wallet matters, and actors and actresses slave all day.” – Brain
62- “But do I really need two tongues?” – Pinky
63- “This is the earth. And this is Pinky. You can tell the difference quite easily. One is a lump of inert matter hurtling blindly through the void. The other is the earth.” – Brain
64- “The same thing we do every night, try to take over the world!” – Brain
65- “The workings of your mind are a mystery to me Pinky.” – Brain
66- “Rise and shine, people of Earth. I am your new sun.” – Brain
67- “Brain, what are we gonna do tonight?” – Pinky
68- “Pinky, you give a whole new meaning to the phrase, ‘counter-intelligence.’ You have the I.Q. of plaster.” – Brain
69- “Pinky, are you pondering what I’m pondering?” – Brain