Best 48 Marc St. James Quotes – Ugly Betty

Here are the List of Best Marc St. James Quotes from the Show Ugly Betty

1- “Complimentary mimosas!” – Marc St. James

2- “I thought breast cancer was pink…” – Marc St. James

3- “She wasn’t smiling, she was showing her teeth.” – Marc St. James

4- “I think I just found my new screen saver!” – Marc St. James

5- “This is my favorite part of the job. Injecting deadly poison into my boss’s head.” – Marc St. James

6- “We only invited her so people know she exists. She’s the real life Snuffleupagus… only harrier.” – Marc St. James

7- “You bossing me around is a crime against nature.” – Marc St. James

8- “I know you have five of them on speed dial.” – Marc St. James

9- “I would rather eat butter.” – Marc St. James

10- “Oh, so that’s pregnancy weight.” – Marc St. James

11- “I’m sure she’s… you know I didn’t ask.” – Marc St. James

12- “Wearing two year old shoes, oh even i didn’t catch that. Definitely not your son.” – Marc St. James

13- “Wilhelmina is in the hospital. It’s alright, she’s only there because last night because her surrogate, Christina, fell down the stairs and is unconscious.” – Marc St. James

14- “She’s like Liza at the pride parade.” – Marc St. James

15- “Like the lost city of Hoochieville.” – Marc St. James

16- “Neither do I… okay that was a lie.” – Marc St. James

17- “I got your salad with arugula, no dressing but I did get a few extra lemon slices because well you earned them.” – Marc St. James

18- “Fat Carol hates her job. Why would she eat so many grilled cheeses if she didn’t?” – Marc St. James

19- “Word of advice.. be yourself… wear what you want… just learn to run real fast.” – Marc St. James

20- “You know paper burns at 451 degrees.” – Marc St. James

21- “If it’s not Taye Diggs in baby oil, I doubt it.” – Marc St. James

22- “It looks like she’s trying to earn a few extra pesos for something.” – Marc St. James

23- “Aww i wanted to watch him mosey.” – Marc St. James

24- “I have an uncle that lives all the way in new jersey!” – Marc St. James

25- “You must have had some weekend! A straight man bought you shoes. Nice ones.. I peaked.. and maybe tried them on.” – Marc St. James

26- “Hey come try these on with me… if I keep doing it by myself I’m just a freak.” – Marc St. James

27- “Prison reality is not living up to my fantasy at all. Where is all the scary, beefy trade?” – Marc St. James

28- “Let’s call another cab and see if they’ll come to Dante’s seventh circle of hell.” – Marc St. James

29- “I brought you a present… whole wheat.” – Marc St. James

30- “You’re on Tokyo time. This way, Woman!” – Marc St. James

31- “I’m on with the PETA people about the coat they’re in a an uproar because your wearing dalmatian.” – Marc St. James

32- “What if we accidentally shaved half of Betty’s head while she slept. That be something new to mock.” – Marc St. James

33- “I guess I have to start eating potatoes.” – Marc St. James

34- “This is your big chance and my big chance to meet her husband, Ferris Bueller Parker.” – Marc St. James

35- “We’ll always have that fake pregnancy scare.” – Marc St. James

36- “Just you so know, you’ll always be my little chimichanga.” – Marc St. James

37- “Ooh, well fill my bucket with nothing but thighs.” – Marc St. James

38- “I swear on the abs of Marc Wahlberg.” – Marc St. James

39- “It looked okay when you wore it to visit martha.” – Marc St. James

40- “We’re still finding our rhythm.” – Marc St. James

41- “Nicole Bitchie!” – Marc St. James

42- “MG. He’s pretending to be gay? Well that’s a new twist on an old standard.” – Marc St. James

43- “Inhale Ricky Martin, exhale Colin Farrell.” – Marc St. James

44- “… a little glitch, teeny, tiny, Cindy Crawford mole sized problem.” – Marc St. James

45- “Yeah and I wish I got to know Marlon Brando before he got fat.” – Marc St. James

46- “You’re a bit of a monster on the inside.” – Marc St. James

47- “Your Daddy Warbucks fantasy.” – Marc St. James

48- “I’ve never been more attracted to anyone in my life.” – Marc St. James