Laugh your way through the chaotic adventures of ‘Broad City’ with our collection of the ‘Best 40 Ilana Wexler Quotes.’ Immerse yourself in the unabashed hilarity and offbeat wisdom of Ilana Glazer’s character. From quirky one-liners to outrageous declarations, these quotes encapsulate the essence of Ilana Wexler’s eccentric charm.
Ilana Wexler Quotes
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1- “Dude, I would follow you into hell, brother!” -Ilana Wexler
2- “Let’s meet at the ATM where the dude puked on you last week.” -Ilana Wexler
3- “Ben Affleck was homeless for a night for a charity… we’re, like, doing that, just involuntarily.” -Ilana Wexler
4- “Horny number! Oooh! Yowza! Love it!” -Ilana Wexler
5- “This is what living on the edge looks like!” -Ilana Wexler
6- “You’re leaving me like tight and dry.” -Ilana Wexler
7- “Um, hamburgers and Abbi.” -Ilana Wexler
8- “Simply yes or no. Did you or did you not peg.” -Ilana Wexler
9- “Mhm, two of my favorite things.” -Ilana Wexler
10- “I am a doo-doo ninja.” -Ilana Wexler
11- “My biggest weakness is that I lose my purse a lot, But then my biggest strength is that I always get it back.” -Ilana Wexler
12- “Never have I ever read a newspaper.” -Ilana Wexler
13- “The most powerful moment in a woman’s life. Your first grey hair.” -Ilana Wexler
14- “You must swipe yes, you cannot swipe no” -Ilana Wexler
15- “The vah-yine-yah is nature’s pocket. It’s natural and responsible.” -Ilana Wexler
16- “In the club, we’re all family! God, are you racist?!” -Ilana Wexler
17- “This is the Happiest day of my life!!!” -Ilana Wexler
18- “In da clerb, we all fam!” -Ilana Wexler
19- “Nomo Fomo.” -Ilana Wexler
20- “My Frond To The Ond.” -Ilana Wexler
21- “A person pussy-poops another person.” -Ilana Wexler
22- “I also want everyone I’ve ever hooked up with to just jack off together. That might bring me back to life.” -Ilana Wexler
23- “Four R’s, my friend: Reduce, Reuse, Recycle, Rihanna.” -Ilana Wexler
24- “Nose, vagina, butthole. If God didn’t want us to put our fingers in there, then why did she make them perfectly finger-sized?” -Ilana Wexler
25- “I leave a cum trail wherever I go, kinda like a slutty slug.” -Ilana Wexler
26- “I know you from your ass better than I know your face.” -Ilana Wexler
27- “I’d shoot you in the face and shoot myself in the heart.” -Ilana Wexler
28- “We ran into like a pickle… wall. I don’t know what the saying is.” -Ilana Wexler
29- “Check it. I got a dirty ass martini and a clean white power suit.” -Ilana Wexler
30- “Cuz I’m a cum QUEEN!” -Ilana Wexler
31- “Do you ever get hair from your head stuck in your buttcrack in the shower?” -Ilana Wexler
32- “You said that if you ever were going to do a same sex experimentation, it was going to be with me.” -Ilana Wexler
33- “Abbi, why wouldn’t we be rating them on dick size? It’s all I can see. Those b-ball shorts are God’s gift. If you train your eyes, you can see their religion.” -Ilana Wexler
34- “Basically, I’ve had more sex than like anybody in the entire world. Not just average sex, but like, dang 70s porno sex.” -Ilana Wexler
35- “You look sexy and vivacious and artsy and, like, young-wife material but, like, taut and teasy still. It’s a perfect combo.” -Ilana Wexler
36- “Honey, I have a cyst on my uterus and I need to get fucked until it pops.” -Ilana Wexler
37- “No idea, other than feeling like a fucking freak.” -Ilana Wexler
38- “I’d like to cash thesenickels, and I’ll have them in quarters, please.” -Ilana Wexler
39- “I dare you to suck Jeremy’s dick.” -Ilana Wexler
40- “Abbi, truth or dare?” -Ilana Wexler