Discover the top 20 Spaced quotes from your favorite TV show. Dive into a collection of witty, hilarious, and memorable lines that will leave you laughing and quoting along. From iconic catchphrases to unforgettable one-liners, this selection of spaced quotes is a must-read for any fan. Join the fun and relive the best moments from the show with these quotes that are guaranteed to bring a smile to your face. Get ready to be entertained and reminisce about the most memorable lines from your beloved TV series.
Spaced Tv Series Quotes
Duane Benzie : “The man who laughs last, laughs longest.”
Tyres : “Last night was an A-1, tip top clubbing jam fair. It was a sandwich of fun on ecstasy bread, wrapped up in a big bag like disco fudge. It doesn’t get much better than that, I just wish sometimes I could control these FOCKING MOOD SWINGS!”
Tyres O’Flaherty : “My work here is done.“
Vulva: “Abstract expressionism is so mid-to-late eighties.”
Daisy Steiner: “Tim, I’m not going to buy you porn. You can get it from railway sidings like everybody else.”
Tim Bisley : “Oh my god I’ve got some fucking Jaffa Cakes in my coat pocket.”
Duane : “See Tim, that’s the difference between you and I. Organization. Careful thinking. Forward planning. And that is why I sleep in the arms of a beautiful woman and you spend your evenings alone in your bedsit. With cheap porn.”
Daisy: “There’s nothing more devastating than a big chopper.”
Daisy: “We went to see an interesting piece of contemporary theatre, drank an enormous amount of free wine, ate our body-weight in Twiglets and you punched an artist in the face.”
Bilbo Bagshot : “I was like you once. Blonde hair. Scraggly little beard. Childlike ears. Full of beans, and spunk. I let my principles get in the way of things.”
Mike Watt: “I’m off to point the pink pistol at the porcelain firing range.”
Tim: “I don’t understand, just… eergh… give me a reason! You think I’m unemotional, don’t you? I can be emotional! Jesus I cried like child at the end of Terminator 2… You know, with the thumb, and the molten…”
Tim: “Me and Mike met up with these two Scottish guys in the pub and they gave us all this cheap speed… y’know they were so nice. I think if we’d said no they’d have got offended and beaten us to death with a pool cue”
Tim: “Jar Jar Binks makes the Ewoks look like… fuckin’… Shaft!”
Mike: “I’m Andy McNab, I’m Andy McNab, I’m Andy McNab, I’m Andie MacDowell”
Marsha : “One bottle of Ouzo-destructo and, ooh, the regret.“
Tim: “She’s shallow, Brian. She’s like Cordelia out of Buffy the Vampire Slayer, and latterly Angel, the spin off series which is set in LA.”
Tim: “I mean, it’s a fact, sure as day follows night, sure as eggs is eggs, sure as every odd-numbered Star Trek movie is shit.”
