Looking for the best Drake and Josh quotes? Look no further! We have curated a list of the top 20 quotes from the iconic TV show that will make you laugh, cry, and reminisce about the hilarious adventures of Drake and Josh. From their witty banter to their unforgettable catchphrases, these quotes are guaranteed to bring back all the nostalgia. So, get ready to relive the magic of Drake and Josh with these memorable quotes that will have you quoting along in no time!
Helen: “Drake Parker, I love you like the son I never wanted.”
Drake Parker: “Pip-Pip-Da-Doodalydoo”
Josh: “I know when a girl likes me! I’ve imagined it a thousand times!”
Drake: “I wonder what ketchup tastes like on a foot?”
Josh: “Please excuse Drake from school today, as he twisted his liver, and is unable to read, write, or bathe”
Josh: “I bruise like a summer peach”
Josh: “I’ve just been watching Oprah… I mean football.”
Josh: “Wassup Fellas, Lady Fellas!”
Josh: “I say things twice for emphasis…EMPHASIS”
Josh: “Stack em stack em stack em! We stack em then they snack em!”
Josh: “I never give up before I embarass myself.”
Josh: “I Ain’t Calling You A Truther!”
Josh: “Some people are just born lucky. I am not one of those people.”
Josh: “I brought my own sunscreen. SPF 100. Good luck, sun!”
Drake: “It looks like the two ugliest shirts in the world got married…and you’re wearing their baby.”
Drake: “I’m so mad. Josh: Yes. I can tell by your angry banana chewing.”
Drake Parker: “Evil dog, Evil girl.”
Drake Parker: “You’re the best evil sister ever.”
