Discover the best 18 Steven Hyde quotes from the iconic TV series “That 70s Show.” Immerse yourself in the witty and rebellious world of Hyde with these memorable quotes. From sarcastic comebacks to profound insights, this collection captures his unique perspective on life, love, and friendship. Get ready to relive the humor and wisdom of Steven Hyde as you dive into this curated selection of quotes. Explore the essence of “That 70s Show” through the eyes of one of its most beloved characters.
Steven Hyde quotes
“The three true branches of the government are: military, corporate, and Hollywood.” – Steven Hyde
“You know what your problem is? You’re really cute, so no one ever told you to shut your pie hole.” – Steven Hyde
“Jackie, get in the car, we’re goin’ on a freakin’ date!” – Steven Hyde
“You don’t burn someone who’s already crying!” – Steven Hyde
“Hey, if god didn’t want me to wear this shirt so much, he wouldn’t have made them rock so hard.” – Steven Hyde
“rock and roll, man!” – Steven Hyde
“In ten minutes, there will be no more beer opportunities.” – Steven Hyde
“If i like her, shoot me.” – Steven Hyde
“I don’t like people I like rock and roll, sex and pizza in that order” – Steven Hyde
“If I miss that 20 midget free-for-all, I’m going to be super pissed.” – Steven Hyde
“Give me a break, Forman. I don’t have a mommy.” – Steven Hyde
“I don’t answer stupid questions.” – Steven Hyde
“This is definitely gooder.” – Steven Hyde
“I’m telling you, the government has a car that runs on water, man. They just don’t want us to know, because then we’d buy all the water.” – Steven Hyde
“The three true branches of the government are – military, corporate, and hollywood.” – Steven Hyde
“Fez, i don’t know why you are smiling, but i promise you won’t be.” – Steven Hyde
“We got to watch you fall, man. I had a blast!” – Steven Hyde
“Don’t put me in your fantasies. I Don’t even like being in your real life.” – Steven Hyde