Best 25 Perry Mason Quotes

Perry Mason is an American legal drama television series created by Rolin Jones and Ron Fitzgerald for HBO. It is a modern reimagining of the classic character created by Erle Stanley Gardner. The series stars Matthew Rhys as Perry Mason, a down-and-out private investigator who is hired to defend a young woman accused of murdering her wealthy employer.

Perry Mason Quotes

1- “As Perry would say, Murder is never funny.” – Paul Drake

2- “Like the man said, for stones I’m an elephant, but for faces, faces… faces to me is like cockroaches; I don’t know the difference one from another.” – Mr. Smith

3- “A blind man often accuses the rest of the world of being blind.” – Walter Frazer

4- “I don’t think much of people who prey on other people’s weaknesses – who peddle gossip, who blow up snapshots into dirty postcards.” – Perry Mason

5- “He thinks like a peasant, he drinks like a peasant, and he lies like a peasant!” – Madame Sonya Galinova

6- “We get out of life what we deserve – no better, no worse.” – Perry Mason

7- “Little Lola made a boo-boo.” – Lola Florey

8- “Actually I can’t stand the stuff. I just drink because it’s expected of me. ” –Aaron Hubble

9- “Perry, what’s a schnook?” – Della Street

10- “Almost anyone is capable of a crime under certain circumstances.” – Perry Mason

11- “I have a voice like a fog horn and when I’m mad I don’t whisper.” – Abigail E. Leeds

12- “A toast to the things for which there are no substitutes: good friends… happy days… and… victory.” – Perry Mason

13- “I will resist any motion by the defense for a dismissal based on an exhibition of legerdemain and fireworks.” – Hamilton Burger

14- “Whaddya suppose is in there, Doc? Hitler’s garters?” – Alan Durfee

15- “Mitternacht? You’re in even worse shape than I am, old buddy, and it’s only eleven o’clock, in the morning!” – Alan Durfee

16- “Incompetent, irrelevant, and immaterial!” – Hamilton Burger

Perry Mason Season 2 Quotes

“I’m fighting for my life, and I need fighters by my side. Now, I thought you were that man, but maybe I was wrong. Because fighters kill. You don’t seem to have it in you to finish the job. Do I need to find another fighter?” -Mr. Grice

“I can be anything you need me to be. I can be the poor, helpless Mexican wife or the brave mother left alone to raise her child.” -Sofia

“What do you do when it’s all too much?” -Della

“Mateo Gallardo, you are hereby sentenced to thirty years in state prison pursuant to penal code 1202. You will be taken to the warden of the state prison at San Quentin. Rafel Gallardo, you are hereby dismissed from this proceeding and immediately discharged from custody.” -Judge

“The truth is the only thing that matters.” – Perry Mason

“The law is not always just, but it is the law.” – Della Street

“Justice is blind, but she’s not deaf.” – Perry Mason

“The truth will out, no matter how much you try to hide it.” – Della Street

“The system is rigged, but we can still fight for justice.” – Perry Mason

“The only way to win is to play the game.” – Perry Mason

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