Discover the top 15 unforgettable Lip Gallagher quotes that will leave you inspired and captivated. From the hit TV series “Shameless,” Lip’s witty and thought-provoking words will resonate with you long after you’ve read them. Dive into this collection of his best quotes, covering love, life, family, and everything in between. Let Lip Gallagher’s wisdom and charm guide you through the ups and downs of life. Get ready for a dose of inspiration and laughter with these remarkable quotes.
Shameless Phillip “Lip” Gallagher Gallagher Quotes
“Theres a Buddhist saying that we get reincarnated till we’ve been, done and seen everything, Me Dad reckons he’s way up that ladder to hear him talk you couldn’t teach him a thing. I mean it’s never occurred to him that he might just be thick as pig shit. If you want rid of him just start mentioning full-time work.” – Lip Gallagher
“I prefer the hands yanking my Johnson to be soft, petite, and wearing nail polish” – Lip Gallagher
“I just thought squirting was a myth, like unicorns or moderate Republicans.” – Lip Gallagher
“I feel a bit like, uh, pretty woman.” – Lip Gallagher
“I’m washing dishes, and Carl’s got a scholarship. The world’s upside-down” – Lip Gallagher
“It’s good! Catches shop lifters, catches shirt lifters.” – Lip Gallagher
“The first rule you learn in this house – you hide the goddamn money” – Lip Gallagher
“Every Libertarian was born on third base and thinks he hit a triple” – Lip Gallagher
“All teenagers are sex addicts” – Lip Gallagher
“I’m not my dad. You hear me? I’m not my fucking dad!” – Lip Gallagher
“Not to be a dick or anything, but you have been kind of a whore.” – Lip Gallagher
“You know, I’m getting pretty damn tired of everybody ” – Lip Gallagher
“So you’re saying you fucked up beyond the capacity of the modern human mind to process?” – Lip Gallagher
“When you’re poor, only way to make money is to steal it or scam it.” – Lip Gallagher
“You are gorgeous. You’re sweet. You’re funny. You’re very smart. You know that, right?” – Lip Gallagher