Discover the best 12 quotes from Carl Gallagher, a beloved character from the hit TV show. These quotes capture the essence of Carl’s wit, charm, and unique perspective on life. From hilarious one-liners to profound insights, this collection will leave you inspired and entertained. Join us as we delve into Carl Gallagher’s world and uncover the wisdom behind his words. Get ready to be captivated by these unforgettable quotes.
Shameless Carl Gallagher Quotes
“Because he’s your father” – Carl Gallagher
“A shrink at school says I am one of God’s mistake” – Carl Gallagher
“I think I got a girlfriend” – Carl Gallagher
“so is it like one penis going to other penis?” – Carl Gallagher
“so.. you guys are gay?” – Carl Gallagher
“It totally looks like you just fucked a tadpole.” – Carl Gallagher
“You think you scare me? Bring it bitch.” – Carl Gallagher
“Watch out sixth grade. Third time’s a charm” – Carl Gallagher
“I’d trade my left nut for one more hour of sleep” – Carl Gallagher
“Apache bitch I am going to military school” – Carl Gallagher
“I literally think about sex 70.000 times a day” – Carl Gallagher
“I cut the rip of my dick you” – Carl Gallagher
“Even just being in you vicinity gives me a boner” – Carl Gallagher