We listed Best Jayne Cobb “Hero of Canton” Quotes from the Firefly tv show
1- “Three full mags. And my swingin’ cod.” – Jayne Cobb
2- “Dear Diary, today I was pompous and my sister was crazy.” – Jayne Cobb
3- “Today we were kidnapped by hill folk, never to be seen again. It was the best day ever.” – Jayne Cobb
4- “Shepherd Book used to tell me, ‘Can’t do somethin’ smart, do somethin’ right’.” – Jayne Cobb
5- “These are stone killers, little man. They ain’t cuddly like me.” – Jayne Cobb
6- “She is starting to damage my calm.” – Jayne Cobb
7- “I got a share of this job. Ten percent of nothing is… Let me do the math here. Nothing and then nothing…” – Jayne Cobb
8- “Oh yeah, hidin’ up the Shepherd’s skirts, that’s a manful scheme.” – Jayne Cobb
9- “I’m starting to like this plan.” – Jayne Cobb
10- “No, not now that she’s a…a killer woman, we oughtta be bringin’ her tea and dumplings!” – Jayne Cobb
11- “I won’t get ate! You shoot me if they take me! Well, don’t shoot me first!” – Jayne Cobb
12- “I could stand to hear more.” – Jayne Cobb
13- “I’ll be in my bunk.” – Jayne Cobb
14- “Eating people alive? Where’s that get fun?” – Jayne Cobb
15- “Nothing buys bygones quicker than cash.” – Jayne Cobb
16- “I’ll kill a man in a fair fight. Or if I think he’s gonna start a fair fight. Or if he bothers me. Or if there’s a woman. Or if I’m gettin’ paid. Mostly when I’m gettin’ paid.” – Jayne Cobb
17- “See? That’s my whole problem with picking up tourists. Ain’t never what they claim to be.” – Jayne Cobb
18- “Don’t figure the percentage in that.” – Jayne Cobb
19- “Well I just excitable as to choice, like to have my options open.” – Jayne Cobb
20- “You know what the chain of command is? It’s a chain I go get and beat you with until you understand who’s in ruttin’ command here.” – Jayne Cobb
21- “She starts on that ‘girl’s name’ thing, I’m gonna show her good an’ all I got man parts.” – Jayne Cobb
22- “Time for some thrilling heroics.” – Jayne Cobb
23- “Well, I say as a rule that girlfolk ain’t to be trusted.” – Jayne Cobb
24- “Damn yokels, can’t even tell a transport ship ain’t got no guns on it.” – Jayne Cobb
25- “That don’t exactly set her apart from the rest of us. And the plunder sounds fun enough.” – Jayne Cobb
26- “If wishes were horses we’d all be eating steak.” – Jayne Cobb
27- “Captain says you’re to stay put. Doesn’t want you runnin’ afoul of his blushin’ psychotic bride. She figures out who you are, she’ll turn you in ‘fore you can say… ‘don’t turn me in, lady’.” – Jayne Cobb
28- “Later on you can explain to me how that’s a comfort.” – Jayne Cobb
29- “Well, uh… you’re part of my crew.” – Jayne Cobb
30- “Butcher’s knife!” – Jayne Cobb
31- “You shut the hell up right now or so help me, I’ll shut you up.” – Jayne Cobb
32- “The girl’s a mind reading genius, can’t even figure out how to eat an ice planet.” – Jayne Cobb
33- “Seven percent, straight off the top.” – Jayne Cobb
34- “We applied the cortical electrodes but were unable to get a neural reaction from either patient.” – Jayne Cobb
35- “Not as deceiving as a lowdown, dirty… deceiver.” – Jayne Cobb
36- “Smells like crotch.” – Jayne Cobb
37- “Uh, hey, I got a idea. Instead of us hanging around playing art critic ’til I get pinched by the man, how’s about we move away from this eerie-ass piece of work, and get on with our increasingly eerie-ass day. How’s that?” – Jayne Cobb
38- “Well I think you might wanna reconsider that last part. See, I married me a powerful ugly creature.” – Jayne Cobb
39- “See, Vera? Dress yourself up you get taken out somewhere fun.” – Jayne Cobb
40- “That there, exactly the kind of diversion we could’ve used.” – Jayne Cobb
41- “A trade!? Hell, it’s theft! This is the best damn gun made by man. It has extreme sentimental value. It’s miles more worthy than what you got.” – Jayne Cobb
42- “Wasn’t Reavers. Reavers don’t leave no survivors.” – Jayne Cobb
43- “Do you know what the chain of command is here? It’s the chain I go get and beat you with to show you who’s in command.” – Jayne Cobb
44- “It’s impressive what nothing can do to a man. Like that fella we bumped into.” – Jayne Cobb
45- “Tell you what I think, I figure that fella we run into did everyone on board. Killed em. Then he decided to take a swim, see how fast his blood could boil out of his ears.” – Jayne Cobb
46- “Niska’s people are waiting. They’re not partial to waiting.” – Jayne Cobb
47- “Only fluid I see here is the puddle of piss refusing to pay us our wage.” – Jayne Cobb