Atlanta Quotes: Atlanta, which was created, produced and starred by Donald Glover, who reinforced his popularity on television with Community, is about the lives of Childish Gambino and his two cousins in a funny language.
Atlanta Quotes
1- “I think if we spent the time we spend thinking about not spending money, spent that time on spending money, then it’d be time well spent.” -Darius
2- “Son could you not jack off with my good lotion” – Bibby
3- “I just keep losing. I mean some people just supposed to lose? For balance in the universe? I mean, like, are there just some people on Earth who supposed to be here just to make it easier for the winners? Like, really.” – Earnest ‘Earn’ Marks
4- “People ain’t just nice, Earn. When was the last time you were nice to a girl you weren’t trying to smash?” -Alfred ‘Paper Boi’ Miles
5- “Us humans are always close to destruction. Life itself is but a series of close calls. I mean, how would you know you were alive unless you knew you could die?” -Darius
6- “AIDS was invented to keep Wilt Chamberlain from beating Steve McQueen’s sex record.” -Darius
7- “Van does everything. She works, she raises our child, she’s smarter than me, better than me. I mean, that’s why I married her. She honestly doesn’t get the credit she deserves. I mean, ever. But that doesn’t deter her from being what she is, which is a mother, a provider, and a partner. Gun to my head, I don’t think I could even look at another woman.” – Earnest ‘Earn’ Marks
8- “Chinese people are short ’cause of Genghis Khan.” -Darius
9- “Not all great things come from great pain. Sometimes it’s love. Not everything’s a sacrifice.” -Darius
10- “Learning requires failure.” -Darius
11- “You supposed to be so smart, you can’t remember to flush?” – Raleigh Marks
12- “When you’re drunk, the one thing you want to do is sit in a chair for two hours.” – Earnest ‘Earn’ Marks
13- “Sexuality is a spectrum. You can really do whatever you want.” – Earnest ‘Earn’ Marks
14- “Stars are just a projection of what’s actually already inside of your mind.” -Darius
15- “Welcome to Atlanta. Man, all you need is some money.” – Alfred ‘Paper Boi’ Miles
16- “Poor people don’t have time for investments because poor people are too busy trying not to be poor.” – Earnest ‘Earn’ Marks
17- “That’s what rap is, making the best out of a bad situation, brother.” – Alfred ‘Paper Boi’ Miles
18- “Nothing was about to happen until something happened.” – Earnest ‘Earn’ Marks
19- “Just ’cause you dressed like a 6th grader don’t make you my manager, man.” – Alfred ‘Paper Boi’ Miles
20- “I would say nice to meet you, but I don’t believe in time as a concept, so I’ll just say we always met.” -Darius
21- “I just think we need a chance as humans to fail in order to discover what actually works, you know? People don’t think there’s a process to being happy.” – Earnest ‘Earn’ Marks
22- “Every now and again, people just want to have a good time.” -Darius
23- “Earn trying like the rest of us. But when he wants to do something, he does it. On his terms.” – Raleigh Marks
24- “Don’t mess with the money.” – Earnest ‘Earn’ Marks
More Atlanta Quotes
25- “I’m sorry this is dumb. Did you power up? Cause you look Super Saiyan right now. Is that the Goku collection? You look like a fake Ellen Degeneres. A Fellon Degeneres. No, you look like Drake Malfoy! Bangs my nigga?! Nobody told you not to do bangs!”
26- “Poor People Don’t Have Time For Investments Because Poor People Are Too Busy Trying Not To Be Poor.”
27- “Can I measure your tree?”
28- “I’ve got a two regret life limit pact, if I get over that someone’s gonna have to take me out.”
29- ““Sorry that I’m late my driver was religious”” -Earn
30- “Lemon pepper WET??!!”
31- “You’re not gonna see this, but: Your assumed perversion of the word daddy? I think that’s stemming from your fear of mortality, man.”