Martin Prince Quotes: Martin Prince is a fictional character on the animated television series “The Simpsons.” He is a student at Springfield Elementary School and is known for being a stereotypical overachiever and a teacher’s pet.
Martin is depicted as highly intelligent, polite, and well-mannered, but he can also be socially awkward and nerdy. He often tries to impress his teachers and is proud of his academic achievements. Martin is the target of bullies at school, particularly Nelson Muntz, who frequently bullies him and takes his lunch money.
Martin Prince Quotes
1. “Bart, would you care to listen to me play the lute?” -Martin Prince
2. “Everyone, Bart and I would like to announce that we are friends.” -Martin Prince
3. “I’m just as unpopular with the ladies as I am with the chaps.” -Martin Prince
4. “This is the first time anyone’s sat next to me since I successfully lobbied to have the school day extended by 20 minutes.” -Martin Prince
5. “Although I am sure I will receive a severe wedgie from my bus mates, I must remind you we should have been at school ten minutes ago.” -Martin Prince
6. “Bart, I’ve noticed your birthday presents are a poor crop at best. I hope this turns the tide… Now we can be twins!” -Martin Prince
7. “So the next time you use a gas chromatograph remember to thank Mr. A.J.P. Martin.” -Martin Prince
8. “I might remind you I did design that racer. The driver is essentially ballast.” -Martin Prince
9. “That racer transformed me into the twisted creature you see before you.” -Martin Prince
10. “Save your palliative cliches for the next poor sap doctor.” -Martin Prince
11. “Attention everyone. I say to those who question the value of the space program… Behold!” -Martin Prince
12. “Well Gentlemen, if you will excuse me. I’ve booked some time at the wind tunnel.” -Martin Prince
13. “Milhouse, I’d like to express my appreciation for Saturday. Jellybean baskets, personalized noise makers, the little touches are what needed enduring.” -Martin Prince
14. “It’s no use fellas, another comic book has returned to the Earth from whence it came.” -Martin Prince
15. “You know, if you guys hadn’t tied me up, I could be saving the comic book as we speak.” -Martin Prince
16. “As your president, I would demand a science fiction library featuring an ABC of the overlords of the genre. Azimov, Bester, Clark… I’m aware of his work. Thank you and keep watching the skies.” -Martin Prince
17. “Mrs. Krabappel, He’s traumatizing the children.” -Martin Prince
18.” How can we tell if we are doing this maneuver effectively?” -Martin Prince
19.” So what you’re saying is there’s a downside to the afterlife. How does one steer clear of this abode of the damned?” -Martin Prince
20. “Who cares about some test? Life’s too short for tests… Ha ha ha! The Martin Prince you made a deal with no longer exists! Come on fellas! To the arcade!” -Martin Prince
21. “Who would have thought that pushing a boy into the girls laboratory could be such a thrill? The screams! The humiliation! The fact that it wasn’t me! I’ve never felt so alive.” -Martin Prince
22. “Oh, I think I understand. The potential for mischief varies inversely with ones proximity to the authority figure.” -Martin Prince
23. “Alrighty, let’s have a looksee at your study area?.. Yes, your sanctuary from the hurly burly of modern life… Oh no no no no. This won’t do at all. We’re gonna have to clean up this room and we’ll clearly need a few ferns in here. No study area is complete without adequate plant life.” -Martin Prince
24. “They laugh at me? I’d always considered myself rather popular… My speed with numbers? My years of service as a hall monitor? My prize winning dioramas? These things mean nothing to them?” -Martin Prince
25. “Oh, I’m sorry Bart. I’m unfamiliar with the rules of your sport. I didn’t want to interfere with the ball in play. Well, back to the forecastle of the pique… You have your ball, I have nothing else of value.” -Martin Prince
26 .”As a natural enemy I don’t know why I should care but the information pertaining to America’s colonial period that you just received is erroneous… A blind folded chimp with a pencil in his teeth has a better chance of passing this test than you do.” -Martin Prince
27.” You’re killing me fish. Never have I seen a greater or more noble thing than you, brother. Come on and kill me. I do not care who kills who. To catch a fish. To kill a bull. To make love to a women. To live. I thank you… oh please, call me Papa.” -Martin Prince
28.” The meeting of the future photographers of America is now in session.” -Martin Prince
29.” You might say you caught him red handed!” -Martin Prince
30.” Principal Skinner, one of my fellow children is vandalizing school property.” -Martin Prince