Discover the 18 best Recess quotes from the popular TV show. Get ready to reminisce about your favorite childhood moments with these hilarious and heartwarming lines. Dive into the world of T.J. Detweiler, Spinelli, and the gang as they navigate their way through recess adventures.
Recess Quotes
1- “The board of education has no control over what goes on in people’s minds, hard as we may try.” – Supt. Skinner
2- “The future is girls… and we’re all going to like it!” –Butch
3- “You went and done it, didn’t you, LaSalle? You went and became a… vegetarian!” –Coach Kluge:
4- “Oh, well. Maybe if I eat right and take lots of exercise I’ll live to see the next total eclipse. In a hundred and twenty two years.” –Gretchen:
5- “Servants, to the playground. I wish to take in a game of Duck,Duck,Goose” –King Bob:
6- “Eventually I stopped calling him Safety Man and started calling him just Gus, but to me, he’ll always be… El Diablo!” –Hector
7- “I’d call you a pack of wild animals, but even wild animals don’t throw food. Except for monkeys. But you’re not monkeys, are you? No, you’re children, children who act like monkeys.” –Miss Muriel P Finster
8- “Scccaandaaloussss” –Ashley ‘Ashley B’ Boulet
9- “It’s not martial arts, it’s survive. It was invented by the French.” –Spinelli
10- “A kid’s gotta do what a kid’s gotta do.” – T.J. Detweiler
11- “The science of play is a serious business.” – Gretchen Grundler
12- “Sometimes you’ve gotta run before you can walk.” – Vince LaSalle
13- “The jungle gym is my domain, and I protect it with everything I got!” – Spinelli
14- “Even the mightiest have their moments of weakness.” – Mikey Blumberg
15- “Being new doesn’t mean being weak. It means having untapped potential.” – Gus Griswald
16- “Rules are rules, and I’m here to enforce them.” – Miss Finster
17- “Running a school is like herding cats, except the cats have spitballs.” – Principal Prickly
18- “I know everything and see everything. I am the eyes and ears of the playground!” – Randall J. Weems