Norsemen Quotes: “Norsemen” is a Norwegian comedy television series about a group of Vikings living in the village of Norheim around the year 790. It originally premiered in Norway under the name “Vikingane” on NRK1 in October 2016. The series is presented in both Norwegian and English versions.
The show is noted for its distinct blend of historical accuracy and modern, situational humor. It parodies the Viking Age, often using anachronistic elements for comedic effect, and presents the Vikings dealing with gender equality, power struggles, and culture clashes, among other things, much like in a contemporary, albeit deadpan, setting.
Norsemen Quotes
1- “All we can do is follow the sun – since the sun always points south, we just have to trust it.”
2- “The tree of exclusion can bare some bitter fruits”
3- “Loki have you been raiding in helheim”
5- “I have a curved spine. Makes me look fat.”
6- “My body is my runestick and my tattoos tell my story”
7- “and I began actively thrusting back so it was like I raped him”
8- “Keep your friends close and your enemies a little bit further away”
9- “no-one knows were the rabbit jump”
10- Kark: “look at me I’m actually 18 years old but I look 40!”
11- “You know… it is honorable and honor is important” “Yeah really important”
12- “Nine out of ten concerns are unfounded.”
13- “The sea giveth, and the sea taketh away. And this time the sea… tooketh……… my sword.”