Source : https://www.expectingrain.com/jokes.html
July 2, 1999, Skakopee, MN
kara50 MY-DEJA.COM wrote:
he said he had to ‘get a hammer and hit the sack’
July 3, 1999, Duluth, MN
kara50 MY-DEJA.COM wrote:
“I was born on the hill over there. Glad to see it’s still there.
My first girlfriend came from here. She was so conceited I used to call her Mimi.”
July 4, 1999, Milwaukee, WI
stuart levitan wrote:
“Nice to be here. One of my early girlfriends was from
Milwaukee. She was an artist. She gave me the brush-off.”
July 6, 1999, Detroit, MI
MSGLBJ wrote:
Here he paused and caught his breath, then stepped to the mic and said
“Thank you very much Ladies and Gentlemen.”
He paused and then leaned back in.
“I went to the Motown museum today.” (Cheers)
“I was looking for the Smokey Robinson stuff….
I couldn’t find it. This guy came up to me though
and he said What did Clark Kent turn into when he
got hungry?’ I said What?’ He said Supperman’.
I never did find the Smokey Robinson stuff though..”
July 9, 1999, Tinley Park, IL
BobLinks wrote:
“David Kemper is playing on the drums.
One of David’s first jobs was here in Chicago.
He had a job as a waiter but he never took any tips.
He was a dumb waiter.”
July 10, 1999, Maryland Heights, Missouri
Joy wrote:
“Larry almost wrote a song today. He wrote a song about his bed, but it
hasn’t been made up yet.”
July 11, 1999, Cincinnati
Joe Cox wrote:
“Charlie went to see his cousin today at the Hamilton County Jail. He
brought him a cell phone… He almost made it to the show.”,
July 13, 1999, Va Beach
Joy wrote:
“We were all woken up very early this morning here at the hotel. They
had a robbery there – yeah – we were woken up by the burglar alarm.”
July 14, 1999, Raleigh
BBowser868 wrote:
“Larry was talkin’ to Neil Young, and he asked him how can you listen to rock and roll
– Neil told him “You put a stone up to one ear and a hamburger bun to the other” (rimshot).
Then a few moments later he stops before introducing Charlie and says
“No, it wasn’t Neil Young, it was Elvis Costello”.
From Tony Peek
At Wembley Stadium in 1984 near the end there were lots of guest musicians.. about six guitarists and Bob said
“There’s so many guitarists here now… I think the first one (meaning himself) better leave…” Clapton laughed!
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